Jaguar XJR
Memphis, TN

Owned by a teacher, who asked a student to walk out to the parking lot to retrieve her glasses, which she had dropped and bounced under the car. Student reversed car out of the parking spot, got the glasses, and when she put the car back in drive to pull back into the spot, hit the accelerator too hard, jumped a curb and a ditch (well, most of the ditch). Reportedly, the car was totalled.